Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
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On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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