I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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