What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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