I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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