Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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