Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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