I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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