we have officially lost it.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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