i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Randomize
