K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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