So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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