Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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