There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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