We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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