At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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