If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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