Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
