I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
last night I used snow as a chaser
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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