Whod you bang
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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