I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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