No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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