it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
