She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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