How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
