Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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