Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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