She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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