dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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