to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Randomize
