Ambien. No doubt about it.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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