Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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