is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
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