Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
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do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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