Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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