It's just like the Real World with babies
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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