He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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