Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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