Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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