hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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