me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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