I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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