ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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