So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
The adults are the big ones right?
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