I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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