ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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