All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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