no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Randomize
