i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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