idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss