Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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