so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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