I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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